I WANT TO BE SUPER MESSY: A funny chapter book for kids ages 8-12 years who love soccer, dogs, and pranks (The Quirky Life Of Matt)

I WANT TO BE SUPER MESSY is the ultimate must-read for any kid between the ages of 8-12 who loves soccer, dogs, and pranks. If your child is a fan of the popular Wimpy Kid series, fart book humor, and hilarious pranks, then they're sure to be captivated by this uproariously funny chapter book. Get it now and watch your kids laughing their hearts out!

Experience the unapologetic chaos that is Matt's life as he navigates through the sticky situations that come with being a nine-year-old boy. With a burning desire to follow in the footsteps of his soccer idol, Lionel Messi, Matt is determined to have no regard for dirt, grime, goo, and slime. But there's a formidable opponent standing in his way - his own mother and her relentless war on dirt. Join Matt on his quest to break free from his neat and tidy image and unleash his inner messy self!

Are you tired of seeing your child being picked on and teased by others in school? Matt certainly is. Fed up with being labeled as his mom's little angel in the cleanest clothes imaginable, Matt hatches a brilliant revenge plan that will not only get everyone off his back but also make them think twice about messing with him. But what will happen when Matt's plan takes an unexpected turn? Prepare to be entertained by Matt's quirky and chaotic attempts at creating messiness for his own advantage, because nothing beats a fool-proof plan that goes hilariously wrong!

Don't miss out on the misadventures of Matt and his larger-than-life dog, Grump, as they navigate through the messes they create together. Get your hands on I WANT TO BE SUPER MESSY today and discover the joy of chaos, laughter, and unexpected consequences. Your child will be hooked from the very first page!

Hurry up and get your copy of I WANT TO BE SUPER MESSY now and dive into a world of soccer, pranks, and uncontrollable laughter!