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Book Synopsis: Crusher the snake will charm readers in this entertaining, funny novel about a snake in captivity and how she turns the tables on her human captor.
I am a snake.
No, not a rattlesnake. I just look like one. I’m a gopher snake.
One day an oily, filthy, fleshy human child crossed my path. As luck would have it, he knew the difference between a gopher snake and a rattlesnake. He has imprisoned me in a terrarium. His name is Gunnar. He calls me Crusher. He thinks I’m male. I’m not.
He dropped in a dead mouse and hoped I’d eat it. I buried it. He then dropped in a live one, which he called “Breakfast.” I didn’t lay a coil on it.
Gunnar thinks I’ll be his adoring pet. He’s wrong.
In fact, I am planning my escape. I may take breakfast with me.
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Escape into the world of Crusher the snake in "We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes" - a hilarious novel that will keep you entertained from start to finish. Join Crusher as she outsmarts her captor, Gunnar, in a tale full of twists and turns.
Discover the clever and witty mind of Crusher, the gopher snake who is determined to break free from captivity. Learn how she cunningly navigates her way around Gunnar's plans, proving that not all snakes are what they seem.
Unleash your sense of adventure with "We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes" and embark on a journey like no other. Laugh along with Crusher as she rebels against being tamed and shows Gunnar that she is not to be underestimated.
Ready to delve into an unforgettable story filled with humor and heart? Get your hands on "We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes" today and let Crusher's escapades capture your imagination!
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