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Cat Lovers Survival Handbook

Name: Cat Lovers Survival Handbook
Price: 3.99 USD
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Book Synopsis: Why you need this book:All cats have some devil in them and It takes great effort and skill for you to survive. This book gives you the necessary tools. They may be smaller but they are dangerous because they live in the same space as you. Cats have a dozen ways to get you and this book will teach you how to stay safe. Everything I know is in here and that's a lot because I survived four cats. That's right. Four.

You will learn:

Why cleaning the kitty litter is very dangerous.
How one of the deadliest weapons in the cat arsenal is yarn.
Why you should not count on flowers to soothe the savage beast
Why you should not count on a dog to protect you.
Why it's never a good idea to argue with a cat.
Why you should never own knick knacks
Why you should beware of boxes.
What color pants you should wear when you own a cat.

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Have you ever underestimated the cunning of your feline companion? Don't be fooled by their fluffy exterior. Cats hold a mysterious power that can be both overwhelming and subtle. Our "Cat Lovers Survival Handbook" is packed with essential tips to navigate the unpredictable world of cat ownership. From unraveling the dangers of kitty litter to decoding the enigma of yarn, this book is a must-have for every cat parent.

With years of experience surviving not one, not two, but four cats, the author shares invaluable insights that will keep you one step ahead of the game. Discover why arguing with a cat is a lost cause and why those innocent-looking knick knacks could be your downfall. Trust us, you'll never look at your feline companion the same way again after reading this handbook.

Don't risk being outsmarted by your pet - equip yourself with the knowledge to outwit even the sneakiest of cats. Learn the art of cat diplomacy, the perils of cardboard boxes, and even the perfect pant color for cat ownership. This handbook is your ultimate survival guide in the battle of wits with your favorite feline foe. Get your copy now and stay one step ahead!

Ready to outsmart your furry friend? Grab your copy of the "Cat Lovers Survival Handbook" today and elevate your cat-parenting game! Get the book now!

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